Your Pet Peeves

Poltergeist | 18324 years old | Shit Fucker
HOOOOOOGGGGGWWWAAARRRTTTSSS! Why must you be so dull without me, oh dear Hogwarts? I will fuck shit up, because that's what I do. I'm Peeves the Poltergeist!
4 Feb 12
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2 years ago
Peeve’s Song.

THERE’S SEX IN THE AIR,

LIKE LION KING, CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?

BUT NO, CUZ JAMESY FOUND OUT ABOUT RITA’S LOVE BITE.

AND THEN THE TWO HAD A ROW.

THEN LILY AND JAMES

WALKING THROUGH THE HALLS,

HE DIDN’T MAKE A MOVE

BECAUSE HE DIDN’T HAVE THE BALLS.

AND ANDY AND TINKS,

THEIR RELATIONSHIP HAS NO KINKS.

THEY HAD SEX IN THE HOSPITAL,

WHILE LITTLE PETER PETTIGREW

WITNESSED ALL THE “MMMS” AND “OOHS”.

SNIVELLUS, GREASY SNIVELLUS, 

NEVER COULD GET A GIRL IN BED,

YET SOMEHOW HE HAS BEEN SEEN WITH MARKS OF RED

ALL AROUND HIS HEAD (Ahem. The lower one).

THORFY AND ANDY HAD A FIGHT

ABOUT WHO WAS WRONG AND WHO WAS RIGHT

AND SHE PULLED TOGETHER HER SASS

AND SLAPPED HIS FACE, CLAMING TO BE HARASSED.

AND HE WAS ALL LIKE ‘KISS MY ASS!’

LUPIN, LOONY LOOPY LUPIN,

WALKING ALL ALONE

CLAIMS HE’S ECSPECIALLY PRONE

TO DISEASES.

BUT A CERTAIN BIRD TOLD ME

WHAT HE CONFIDED,

THAT HE’S GOT A CASE OF THE RUNS,

SOMETHING AWFUL COOKING IN HIS BUNS!

  1. lilies-and-magic reblogged this from peeveygeist and added:
    The Dungeons He was near Gryffindor tower, actually, so you should probably head as far down as you can.
  2. thorfinrowle reblogged this from peeveygeist and added:
    -glares murderously- Don’t make me get the Bloody Baron.
  3. brutus-mulciber reblogged this from lilies-and-magic
  4. snivellus-half-blood-prince reblogged this from peeveygeist and added:
    That’s just… No. -disgusted look-
  5. remmylupinn reblogged this from peeveygeist and added:
    -rolls eyes and smirks- I’m flattered, Peeves. But I don’t think you and I would work out.
  6. minxy-marlene reblogged this from peeveygeist and added:
    Hmm… Even so, you brought me a second of amusement. I can laugh if I want to.